“What global warming? There are icebergs everywhere.”

“Don’t worry. It’s part of the greenhouse effect.”

“Do you have this in something a bit more endangered?”

“Day 780 of the project: So far, it’s cold as ice.”

I’ll go extinct

Ego Tourism

“This one is certainly not well-suited to its environment.”

“It’s either a global warming trend or merely a fad.”

“Check this out. Reptiles can colonize islands by hitchhiking on oceanic rafts.”