“Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger.”
Witch Baggage
Flight Information
“Guess what! There’s no carry on limit.”
“Your flight leaves from Gate 7. Go right at the first Starbucks, left after the third...”
“Hey! Souvenirs!”
White Courtesy Phone
Security for Kids’ Ride
Packed Sardines Board
People Look Like Luggage
“Purpose of my visit? To abduct humans for extraterrestrial examinations.”
Armchair Traveler
“That’s real good, sir. Now, may I see your boarding pass?”
“Sir, there’s a ‘bonito’ on line two.”
“I am Ignacio, your guide for this evening.”
“I’ve been around the world, Ms. McDowell. I have the tattoos to prove it.”
“You’re middle management. That’s why you get the mid-size car.”
Easy Napper
“How did you become interested in nature?”
Hieroglyphic spider web
“This is your captain speaking. Now here’s your captain giggling. And here’s your captain...”
“I’m a travel agent. It’s my JOB to ask questions.”
“How much more friendly can we get? We already pack their luggage, take them ...”
“I’d like to go somewhere to smoke.”
“Can you check your records and see if we’ve been on a cruise to Africa yet?”
“It’s very sad when they get skywriter’s block.”
“First it was bed & breakfasts, then weekend getaways. Now it’s eco tourism...”
“You don’t go through customs. New Mexico is a state, not a foreign country.”
Travel Agency
“Let’s travel the Yellowbrick Road. It would take me forever to get though security.”
“You order is confirmed. It’s due to arrive in twenty minutes. Thank you for frying with us.”
Extreme Vacation