“I have a love of words, too.”
Meet the Author’s Mother
Food for Thought Café
Remember to write memoir
“No, thank you. I have a book.”
“Yes, Jane Brown of St. Louis, sitting next to Dale Harmon, class of 2007, it is important...”
Little Known Authors
“How do you know you don’t like the book? You haven’t even tasted it yet.”
“Do you have this book in a larger size?”
Books Must be this Tall
Bad Eyre Day
Bookie of the Month Club
Meet Author’s Cat
“How do you spell ‘procrastination’?”
“Care for an oxymoron?”
“I don’t understand why the pen is mightier than the sword.”
Castle Bookmobile
Must know this many languages before entering
“How did you become interested in writing?”
The Day They Invented Papyrus
“The critics killed my books.”
“Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading.”
“It’s such a nice day. Why don’t you go outside and plagiarize something?”
Books in General
Interlibrary Loan Sharks
Famous People You Thought Were Already Dead