"Son, if you don't change you'll never amount to anything."
"Of course, we don't communicate. He's all wrapped up in his cocoon."
"Kids these days!"
"What regulations?" "All inchworms are now 2.53 centimeter worms!"
"Isn't this spectacular, honey? Not without WIFI."
“Notice anything different?”
“Day 573 of the project: Let’s just say…many ants…”
“You’re beaching yourself here?”
“If our lifespan is only a day I’m having a cigarette.”
“I’m hoping the DNA evidence will get me out of here.”
“They’re not leaving scent trails anymore. Just text messages.”
“I don’t get it.”
“You’ve been through many changes.”
Proof That Eddie Knows His Flies
“She was one great termite.”
Man vs. Gecko
Spider language
Man: The Only Animal to Purposely Wear Plaid
“Enough with the jokes.”
“You’re right. We really don’t know what the skin looked like.”
“Do you really need all that stuff?”
“You woke me up for that? It better be endangered.”
“You’re not old. A hundred and fifty is the new hundred.”
“It’s amazing how well we all get along, considering we’re all related.”
“Wanna buy a watch?”
Spider with clock
“All these years I’ve been meaning to ask…are you male or female?”
“I hate having my calls monitored.”
Tortoise on scooter
“The female praying mantis just…oh, don’t look. Love is cruel.”
Violin spider sees saxophone spider
“Is it Indian or African?”
"Thanks to the drought I switched to one glass of water a day and eight glasses of wine a day."
"Hurry up! You've been in there forever…pupating."
"Well, who told you to step out of your comfort zone?"
"Quick, hide! Every single aspect of our lives is under surveillance."
"Get over yourself. Even if you're the last thing to survive you'll still be a cockroach."
"…and how did you become interested in global warming?"