Pirate parrot sees Grim Reaper vulture
Business Beachball
“It comes with a home office.”
“We find the defendant too cute to be guilty.”
“Get rid of all this stuff. It’ll make the place seem bigger if we decide to sell.”
“I’m not with the gun control lobby. I’m with tartar control.”
“We never had anyone who scrapbooked the receipts.
Antique Roadkill
“Go right at the first Starbucks, then left after the third Starbucks. You can’t miss us. We’re...”
“Can you hear me now?”
“Those electronic ankle bracelets…what colors do they come in?”
“Nah, it’s just tap water.”
“Look busy. Boss is coming.”
“I just checked. We’re out of the duck.”
“These things are so stale. Time to put them in the vending machine.”
“Isn’t 85 the new 55?”
“I’m surprised they even let us watch those decorating shows.”